the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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