this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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