I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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