i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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