You can't special order awesome
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Randomize
