I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i dont even know how to be here
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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