actually, I'm a sock model
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just had sex bonerless
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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