It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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