It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
do herpes really smell.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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