He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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