Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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