Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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