She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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