It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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