I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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