My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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