youre lurking in front of me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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