I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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