and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I need a burrito and a hug.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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