What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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