Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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