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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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