At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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