Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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