No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
no you cant smoke seaweed
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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