Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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