Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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