I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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