Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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