names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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