I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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