love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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