Kiss
Puke
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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