I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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