so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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