i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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