He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm both gender and math confused
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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