But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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