i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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