i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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