Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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