just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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