Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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