Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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