I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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