You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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