Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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