I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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