Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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