I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
