Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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