Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This baby is an asshole
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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