Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
