Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Randomize
