She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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